Flagship programme

Event Cartography

Eight weeks. A live product slice. Eleven hours of studio time. You leave with a taxonomy, a funnel that matches how people actually move, and a list of properties you are prepared to delete.

Abstract data visualisation in cool tones

Outcomes

What you should be able to do

  • Write event names that describe jobs, not buttons.
  • Separate load-bearing properties from souvenirs.
  • Draw a funnel whose steps can fail independently.
  • Explain, in a meeting, which questions App Analytics cannot answer.
  • Hand a tracking plan to engineering without a second oral tradition.

The Chart Table fee for this sitting is £1,180. Night Watch adds private hours at £2,640. Both are informational figures — request a place by writing to the studio. See fees and refunds.

Modules

The eight weeks

01

The sentence before the event

You write what a future colleague must understand. If the sentence needs a screenshot of the UI, the name is already rotting.

02

Verbs that survive a rebrand

Object–action patterns, forbidden interface words, and a glossary you will actually keep.

03

Property hygiene

Enums versus free text, identity keys, and the politics of “just one more field.”

04

Funnels without vanity

Steps that can fail for different reasons. Retry events that pretend to be success. The week students most often underestimate.

05

Identity and the join

Anonymous to known, multi-device, and the quiet damage of a class-code or family account.

06

Reading a Monday pack

Which charts belong in a leadership room and which belong in an engineering ticket.

07

The deletion list

You propose events and properties to retire. The studio argues. Some of them stay retired.

08

Defence

A twenty-minute readout of your map. Miriam and two peers try to break it. You revise once.

From the room

Module three forced a conversation with engineering I had been avoiding. We agreed that “plan_type” had three incompatible meanings. The sitting did not magically align the company; it made the disagreement visible.

Helena Voss, staff product manager

I wanted more time on warehouse joins. They would not give it, which was consistent with the limitation they publish. The taxonomy work still paid for the fee.

Client in consumer media

7 / 10

Excellent on naming. The live critique in week eight is sharper than the written materials. Bring a product you can actually change, or the homework feels theatrical.

Questions

Before you write

Do I need a particular analytics vendor?

No. Students arrive from Amplitude, Mixpanel, PostHog, and a few in-house stores. The sitting is about the map, not the click-path of a specific UI.

Is there a real limitation I should know?

Yes. Event Cartography does not teach warehouse modelling, dbt, or reverse ETL. If your pain is in the pipeline rather than in the product analytics layer, this is the wrong room — we will tell you that in the first reply.

Can a whole team join?

Two people from the same product can share a slice. Larger groups turn the map table into a status meeting, which we refuse. Night Watch is the path if a founder wants a private readout.

What if I miss a studio hour?

Recordings of the common lectures exist. The critique hours do not. Missing more than two of those usually means your taxonomy review is thinner — as Marcus in Manchester already reported on the voices page.

Place

Request the next sitting

Dates go out by email. Tell us the product surface you would bring.